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2 pen names

Si Clarke & Elliott Hay. But behind the scenes, it’s all just one author … who may or may not be to your tastes.

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BEST DEAL: The Left Hand of Dog Judgement Dave, Consider Pegasus Frozen Heck A Bit of Murder Between Friends All Tea, No Shade, and a Bit of Murder The four novels of the Starship Teapot series by Si Clarke and the two novels of the Vigilauntie Justice series by Elliott Hay … plus all the shorts ebooks

Megabundle (Starship Teapot plus Vigilauntie Justice) ebooks

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Amanda at bookish brews

Wonderfully charming and beautifully weird…

tyler hayes, author of the imaginary corpse

Clarke … wields wit and wordplay with enviable skill. Pratchett and Adams fans, take note.

Blue at Blue's Bookish Ways

I was very much unaware that I ever needed a cosy mystery about grannies getting justice for their own, but here we are.

jake at future worlds editing

Fun, joyful and irreverent.