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Cutting ties

I want to run my business in the most ethical way possible. And that means I want to be choosy about who I support. There are compromises to be made...

Cutting ties

I want to run my business in the most ethical way possible. And that means I want to be choosy about who I support. There are compromises to be made...

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Sneaky peek: Dinner's ready!

‘What?’ Darlene’s head snaps around, the colour draining from her face as she looks out the window. Under her breath, she mutters, ‘Oh no, no, no. Tell me you f*cking...

Sneaky peek: Dinner's ready!

‘What?’ Darlene’s head snaps around, the colour draining from her face as she looks out the window. Under her breath, she mutters, ‘Oh no, no, no. Tell me you f*cking...

Sneaky peek: Nobody knows I'm gay

Sneaky peek: Nobody knows I'm gay

Jim wore the most ridiculous T-shirt. In giant black letters, it read ‘nobody knows I’m gay’. Hilarious. As if anyone who was actually gay would dare to wear such a...

Sneaky peek: Nobody knows I'm gay

Jim wore the most ridiculous T-shirt. In giant black letters, it read ‘nobody knows I’m gay’. Hilarious. As if anyone who was actually gay would dare to wear such a...

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Sneaky peek: Last Christmas

Simon Peter Stewart left Earth completely by accident on Christmas Eve 1990. He couldn’t stand to be at home that night, so he’d gone for a drive. Headed out of...

Sneaky peek: Last Christmas

Simon Peter Stewart left Earth completely by accident on Christmas Eve 1990. He couldn’t stand to be at home that night, so he’d gone for a drive. Headed out of...

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Sneaky peek: sequinned emerald hotpants

‘Arctic temperatures?’ Kevin walked naked to far end of the flitter. ‘Hardly! It’s twenty-three degrees, peanut. You’ll survive.’ He winked as he closed the bathroom door behind himself.

Sneaky peek: sequinned emerald hotpants

‘Arctic temperatures?’ Kevin walked naked to far end of the flitter. ‘Hardly! It’s twenty-three degrees, peanut. You’ll survive.’ He winked as he closed the bathroom door behind himself.

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Sneaky peek: Trouble

‘A tribble,’ Pete repeated. ‘You found a tribble? And you called it Trouble?’

Sneaky peek: Trouble

‘A tribble,’ Pete repeated. ‘You found a tribble? And you called it Trouble?’