Ainlay vs Infernal Support by Si Clarke
Ainlay
Hi. I think I need some help, please.
Elys
Hello there! 👋
It’s nice to meet you!
This is Elys speaking 👻 What’s your name?
Ainlay
Ainlay Harrison.
Elys
Hi, Ainlay Harrison. What brings you here today?
Please use the navigation links below or ask me anything 🪄
Introduce me to Elys 👉
I need to schedule a poltergeist repair 🔌
I have questions 😊
I’m lonely 👀
Ainlay
What? Ugh, fine. I have questions 😊
Elys
Thanks, Ainlay Harrison. Okay, here are some options. Tell me which one suits your situation best
New people have moved into my home and I don’t like it 👉
How can I interact with physical objects? 🕯️
Why don’t I fall through the floor? 🧺
I’m lonely 👀
Ainlay
No, you stupid thing.
I think there’s something wrong with my assignment.
Elys
Thank you, Ainlay Harrison. You have indicated you need to schedule a poltergeist repair ⏰
Ainlay
What? No, I haven’t.
No.
Elys
I’m sorry, Ainlay Harrison. I’m afraid I didn’t get that. Please use the navigation links below or ask me anything 🪄
Introduce me to Elys 👉
I need to schedule a poltergeist repair 🔌
I have questions 😊
I’m lonely 👀
Ainlay
There’s a problem with my assignment.
Elys
Thank you, Ainlay Harrison. You have indicated you are experiencing loneliness ❤️
Loneliness is a perfectly normal feeling 😢 Here are some things you might try to help alleviate that feeling
Chat with Elys 👉
If there are pets 🦆 or babies 🐻 in your residence, try talking to them
Give people-watching a go, either within your residence or through a window 🚪
Tell yourself a story 🎨
Ainlay
I’m not lonely, you piece of—
Elys
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