The Night Before (a Starship Teapot short) ebook
The Night Before (a Starship Teapot short) ebook
A jolly little story … in space
Find out why BookRiot included this series in their list of 10 Cozy Sci-Fi Books to Give You Hope for the Future.
Lem and her dog, Spock, have a late-night encounter with a stowaway.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Teapot…
Not a creature was stirring, not even a lonely robot;
The stockings were hung in the mess hall with care
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
The Night Before is a short story in Si Clarke's Starship Teapot series. It's a spoof on – and an homage to – the poem, A Visit from St. Nicholas, more commonly known as The Night Before Christmas, by Clement Clarke Moore.
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